Pet Shaming Meme!

[gentle_jim]

It's time to shame yourself or your fellow voidtrekkers for their crimes while aboard the VTE!

I'll go first. Ahem.

[Hangs a bunch of signs on Jack]

"I yelled at Cherry."

"I made Peter Parker almost throw up."

"I was irresponsible with my use of music carriage instruments."

"I hit on the train constantly."

"I steal bodies like a ferret steals socks."

Oh and:

"I'm The Bad Dad."

Comments

Willow's (if you have others for her, feel free to add in replies)

[runicfeathers]

"Can be a stubborn/scary healer"

"I end up adopting people"

(I can't think of others, but lay 'em on me for her)

[spikelet]

"DIDN'T TELL ANYONE I COULD TURN INTO A GIANT BIRD"!!!!!!

Kaiba

[blue_ice]

'Shows off his dragons too much'

'Ego to rival Jack's'

[ Someone is very grumpy, almost offended]

Re: Kaiba

[gentle_jim]

Jack is gonna fight you over that sign.

Mami

[magicurls]

'Hogs the kitchen every month'

'Won't take a break'

[ She's here, embarrassed...any suggestions?]

Re: Mami

[worthallthis]

Now I imagine these two kind of splitting the kitchen car in half... leaving maybe one or two ovens for the rest of the team on cooking tasks that month... Soldat is in there like 60%-80% of their awake time, too >.>

Aziraphale

[salutosinedelectat]

"Keeps baking way too much"

"Completely ignores chores"

"Is aware that Ferdinand lays eggs in the movie room but only cleans up when it bothers him"

[controlsthedie]

Note to self, clean up eggs in the movie room during chores

Casper

[helborn]

"Because I can heal I think I can tank every hit."

"Member of Team Unreasonable Expectations For Self."

"Doesn't know how to shut up."

Guilmon

[dreamtamer]

"Ate all the bread in the kitchen"

"Volunteered partner to play in a card game tournament without his knowledge"

[controlsthedie]

Thanatos thinks eating all the bread in the kitchen is relatable, and it's really strange for him to realize that.

Danny

[schrodingersghost]

"Leaves footprints on carriage ceilings"

"Sometimes forgets to use the door"

"Makes terrible jokes"

[controlsthedie]

So that's what Than keeps cleaning for his chores lol

Masumi

[tactlesstantei]

'I tried to pick a fight with Sharon Vineyard.'

'I had to be evacuated from Nion after jumping into a fight against robots, despite not being able to reliably fight robots.'

[Please continue to shame her.]

Demyx

[melodiouspacifist]

"I lie about my past to protect my future."

"I pretend I don't understand things that I do to learn more about who's talking to me."

"I refuse to socialize and hide in the music room."

"I'm sick of my roommate."

Yoite

[comefadeaway]

"I'm afraid to ask for help."

"I'm still not willing to engage with my surroundings."

Re: Yoite

[worthallthis]

Soldat: Do I need to add tasks to your morning observation activities? :| Don't think that I won't.

Than (& Mort)

[controlsthedie]

Thanatos
"I'm the reason why there were so many omelets every meal last time Red Team had kitchen chores"
"I think Della is the daughter of Zeus"
"I got territorial when the son of Hel arrived"
"I'm the reason you hear bell tolls all over the train"

Mort
"I wanted to fight Devero"

Re: Than (& Mort)

[gentle_jim]

MORT WHAT AND WHY

Prompto Argentum

[chocobosnap]

"I'm not confident in my badass abilities."

"I did not bring potions on the mission."

"Noctis did it."

[canyounoct]

Dude. Treason.

Soldat

[worthallthis]

"I don't think I'm a person." (They keep trying to hide this one.)

"I just died and I don't think it's a big deal."

"I also hog the kitchen car." (Hi Mami.)

"I don't let anyone take care of me."

[bakegarasu]

There's going to be fussing and yelling it's a big deal.

Senku Ishigami

[10billionpercent]

"I run from my emotions."

"I'm so addicted to work, I invented some."

"I run headlong into situations I shouldn't."

"I'm willing to sacrifice myself for the sake of science - and I won't admit it."

"I definitely do not sleep enough."

"I'm unnecessarily reckless."

[tactlesstantei]

When you say reckless, do you mean ‘you take off your SCA on missions to see what happens’?

Otoha

[bakegarasu]

"I think I don't matter."

"I hide my grief deep down and refuse to cry around other people."

"I pretend I'm not afraid but I am. A lot."

"I still don't think of myself as a person."

[tortoiseshelltigress]

"Is a comfortable lap."

(Don't challenge the cat, she's sure Yurine would agree.)

Ken Amada (AU) | CW: murder and suicide

[miseris_socios]

"I'm still furious I couldn't murder someone."

"I started plotting murder at age nine."

"I throw myself into fights because I'm afraid to still be alive."

"I have severe depression and don't know how to tell anyone or fix it."

Re: Ken Amada (AU) | CW: murder and suicide

[gentle_jim]

these are all weirdly relatable...

Gen (feel free to add your own!)

[fun_thementalist]

- I enable mad scientists

- Will add at least 10g of sugar to anything

- Trolls people with memes who have no reference

- Pretended I’m lazy and don’t care when I actually have Big Feelings

- Trolls my boyfriend with astrology

[10billionpercent]

I tricked my boyfriend into proposing to me.

Noctis (feel free to add your own!)

[canyounoct]

- I sleep through meetings

- Won’t finish my vegetables

- Enables perfectly well behaved Crownsguards into shenanigans

- Screen-watches in LAN games

- Will challenge gods to fight

- Would rather be fishing

[controlsthedie]

Is fishing really that great? My friend also likes fishing, and I don't get it.

Nozomi

[cureofmanyworlds]

- First mission and I’m already brainwashed into fighting someone.

- Will probably do something goofy next mission!

- Loves parties. Completely missed the last one.

[spikelet]

you know what, 'first mission and I punched a super-saiyan' is a good sign

A-Qing

[spikelet]

"Pretended I was blind for four months and then gaslit everyone into thinking my sight was magically restored as not to deal with being caught lying"

"Tried to conceal my own murder"

"Stole at least one person's ticket and bought candy with their points"

Kumoko

[kumoko]

"This is the first mission I've been in the boss fight for, despite being an OP isekai protagonist"

"Genuinely don't know the train has half the carriages it does because I teleport everywhere"

"I steal laundry to make patterns out of. Sometimes I accidentally spill soda on the clothes and don't wash them again after."

[fun_thementalist]

Wait! I was the one blamed for that soda stain!

[deductiongeek]

"Being an obnoxious know-it-all"

"Has terrible taste in coffee"

[tactlesstantei]

You really do have terrible taste in coffee, can't argue with that.

Lightning

[enthunder]

Roll up roll up and get your 'I stress out my team's healers every mission' signs.

[canyounoct]

Look, just yeet a potion at him, that’s all you need right?

Hera

[averyusefultray]

"Spent half the mission telling people to eat. Did not actually sleep on several nights."

[worthallthis]

/Soldat high-fives for the "foodie nag who also did not sleep" club

Wei Wuxian (crau)

[obliviouspatriarch]

"I jumped recklessly into a battle on my first mission without thinking about the consequences (as usual)"

"I sleep on people's laundry as a fox and get fur on them"

"I bottle everything up and fake a laugh about being fine"

"I use my illusions to play pranks on people by making them see things that aren't there"