Test Drive 029

[voidtreckermods]

Welcome to the Test Drive Meme! Here is the place to see how your character might fit the setting, grab samples and have fun!

1. Post with your character, including their name and series in the subject. We’ve written out some prompts but feel free to make up your own, you have a whole train to play with!

2. Assume they've been around long enough for threads to jump right into the action.

3. Have lots of fun.

Happy testing!

Cast-It-Yourself

The library is normally a quiet place. Today, however, a stack of books has been scattered across the low tables and mats. Whilst this shouldn't be an issue - a few minutes of tidying, surely - it would probably have helped if the stack wasn't entirely wizardry tomes and spellbooks. Magic sparks and pops around the room as it collides with other spells, and passengers are as likely to be hit by a stray enchantment as they are to suddenly find themselves able to cast whatever it was they intercepted.

Fixing misfired passenger curses and transformations will take a while; returning the spells to their books might be sensible, but maybe no one will notice if just one spell goes missing..?

3Spoopy5Me

The cinema carriage, normally home to millions of films and TV shows from across the multiverse, is currently undergoing some kind of unannounced maintenance; its library has shrunk down to a few hundred offerings.

Those that remain are, to a one, cheesy horror flicks. Some are earth-like. Evil alpacas from outer space, possessed toy cars, a pack of squirrels infected by a cordyceps fungus and ready to hide pieces of brain for the winter. At least three TV series of faux mysteries and monster of the week thrillers that have an unnerving number of seasons available. People in make-up are just as common as what might actually be genuine supernatural beings on-set, though the acting is universally terrible in either case.

Trick or Treat

Glucke is a small world, known primarily for its week-long Twin-Moon Festival. For six days a year, the natural and supernatural worlds overlap, and spirits and ghosts are able to cross over to the mortal world. Everyone goes about in costume or dressed up in their best. The children and teenagers of Glucke spend the week fulfilling requests and wishes from those visiting from the other side, whilst the adults spend it in contemplation and celebration.

If it was a normal festival, the Voidtreckers wouldn't be here. A particular alignment of the titular twin moons means that the link between the worlds is both stronger and more unstable than it should be, and mischief and trouble abounds.

Team One

A number of mean-spirited people and beings from both worlds have teamed up, and are trying to trick the Glucke children into doing evil acts. Visible by a faint sickly glow in the air caused by their dark intent, they need to be stopped before they lead the kids astray. Too much evil, and the children will become ill. Subdue the people and cast out the spirits!

Team Two

The larger influx of spirits means there are far too many requests to go around - the kids need help! Experiences for those beings who haven't encountered the natural world before, last requests from the departed, requests can be small - souvenirs or snacks - or large - arranging a meeting with a loved one, perhaps even brief possession. (Wishes granted generate a small amount of a sweet, ghostly substance that can restore the affected children from team one. Or, it's a unique and delicious snack.)

Team Three

The strong connection between the worlds has allowed some mortals through into the spirit world, normally impossible even on the festival's final eve. This team must venture into the wispy, intangible world of the spirits to retrieve those who've strayed. Some parts are hazy replicas of the natural world, whilst others can be long stretches of nothingness interspersed by shifting lights and soft shadows, or even fantastical scenes dreamed up by a collective of spiritual consciousness. Find the lost ones, bring them home.

Comments

[grim_heaper]

"You're out of your vector. Friends are just a minus to your life. They subtract from arts and crafts time."

[transmitkromer]

"I LIKE YOURE [Fitted cut]!!! WE COULD WORK OUT A [Deal of a lifetime!]"

[grim_heaper]

"Enough useless words. You wanna prove you're not a zetta son of a digit? Get out there and start subtracting the trash!"

[transmitkromer]

"HEY HEY HEY BIG SHOT. THAT'SNOT PART OF THE DEAL"

[grim_heaper]

Sorry, he wasn't the Square Enix character who made card puns.

"Add this to your plans or be subtracted!"

[transmitkromer]

"YOU'VE GOT TO SWEETEN THE [Deal of a lifetime] A LITTLE! MAKE IT [Increase your gains]!! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO [Business]?"

[grim_heaper]

"So your existence is worth less than zero even to you?"

[transmitkromer]

There's a moment where Spamton just stands there, motionless, mid pose, staring at him. Silence.

His eyes static for a moment, but then he breaks into his strange laughter.

"HAHAHAHAHEHAHEHAEHA! A [Nr.1 Rated Salesman 1997] DOESN'T REVEAL HIS [Dark, mysterious secrets]!"

[grim_heaper]

"Then have this secret. Get to erasing players before I subtract you from existence, yoctogram!"

[transmitkromer]

"LISTEN, PAL!! IF YOU WANTG THIS [Special exchange] YOU NEED TO!! HELP!! ME!! OUT!!"

[grim_heaper]

"I haven't erased you yet or put you in the trash heap, why do you expect me to add any help? Get out there and erase players, you zetta son of a digit!"

[transmitkromer]

"HOW!!!!! I DONT HAVE ANY [firepower at your fingertips]!!!!"

[grim_heaper]

"Make some noise, you zero!"

[transmitkromer]

"NOISE?????"

[grim_heaper]

"Do you have negative braincells? MAKE. SOME. NOISE. Subtract players or be erased!"

[transmitkromer]

"NOISE?? ANY KINDOF NOISE????"

[grim_heaper]

"Add up some noise to subtract some zetta sons of digits!"