Oh, please. Like I'd copy that self-centered, egotistical, sadistic prick. [The sadism is a New Alexis Rhodes Original, but she'll keep that part to herself for now. So was the self-centeredness, too, but she drew the line at being egotistical.] "Oh boo hoo, some silver-haired brat broke my winning streak by messing with my head and now my fragile ego completely built on being the big man on campus has shattered since I'm not in school anymore so I can't win duels on bravado alone. I guess I'll start being a wrestling heel but completely unironically and put random people that I duel in BDSM shock collars, that seems like a reasonable reaction."

Please. At least when I took a flying leap into heel territory, I had a good excuse in, you know, getting brainwashed. Or possessed. Or whatever.

[Beat.]

What, I never said she was wrong.

[Alexis is going to ignore those remarks about childishness because that, unfortunately, actually does sting.]