Passenger IC Questionnaire

[runs_on_batteries]

[ooc: This is a questionnaire that Tony is handing out to everyone on the train both now and in the future. Please answer them IC. Also, thanks to Kinzie for doing the html.]

Congratulations! You’re now on the Void Train and no, that’s not a band name. This is, for better or worse, a new world for all of us and we’re stuck here. In order to detect patterns in these abductions, I’m conducting a survey. Please answer everything to the best of your ability. If you have any questions about the form please consult whoever is standing next to you other than me, because you should be intelligent enough to answer these very straight forward questions.

Just do it and help us out, asshat.

[ooc: Just fyi, Tony *will* comment on something about your answers when you hand in your answers IC. I've checked with the mod and these can count toward bonus threads, etc.]

<b>Chronology:</b> <br> <b>What’s your name?</b> <b>What species are you?</b> <b>What’s your birthday/ years you’ve been alive?</b> <b>How many years is the average lifespan of your particular species?</b> <b>Year you’re from:</b> <b>How many months in your world’s calendar?</b> <b>How many days in the months?</b> <b>How many hours? Minutes? Seconds?</b> <b>What was happening when you were taken from your time and woke up on the train platform?</b> <b>What were some of the recent big events that have occurred before you woke?</b> <b>If you had not been taken at that point in time, would you still be alive?</b> <br> <b>Technology:</b> <br> <b>What is the most advanced technological device in your world?</b> <b> Is this train something new or are there trains like this in your world?</b> <b>Do you have trains, but not ones that go through the Void?</b> <b>What is a common piece of technology you use regularly?</b> <br> <b>Magic:</b> <br> <b>Does your world use magic? Do you use magic? Is your magic based on a device/ talisman/ lineage/ race?</b> <br> <b>Inventory:</b> <br> <b> What items were in your rucksack upon waking? Specifically, did anything come with you from your home world? If so, what was it?<b>

Two additional questions:

1) Do you have any medical conditions or issues that are being treated by a doctor?

2) Do you have any known allergies or special dietary needs?

** Added Later **

3) Is there anyone from your world here? Were they here before/ after you got here or arrived at the same time?

** This Month's **

4) What special skills do you have, particularly fighting or military skills?

5) Are there any chores on the list you'd be willing to do if someone else finds their assigned chores particularly disdainful? Or can you be bribed to do both?

(And thank Peter for this one)
6) Did anyone from your universe turn up at the train station this time? If so, who?

Comments

threadjack

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter is just chilling in the lab with Tony, reading over his notes on Web fluid 4.0 and munching on candy and wearing his spider-shaming sign before he hears Tony Stark swear. ]

[ The gummy candy he was chewing on suddenly gets lodged in his throat and he's coughing. ]

Oh my god, Mr Stark! You said the F-word!

Re: threadjack

[filmnotyetrated]

[ Wade jumps at the sudden choking noises and squwaking coming from behind him and turns to stare Peter down.]

What the fuck do you mean? No he didn’t! It was censored, that doesn’t even count!

[ He turns back to Tony, shaking his head like ’can you believe this kid, can’t even see that it says censored’ ]

What do you mean? This is my 100% accurate response to your creepily invasive survey.

Re: threadjack

[runs_on_batteries]

[He's just going to ignore Peter completely. Well, so long as he doesn't sound like he's literally choking to death over there.]

It's to find patterns in why we're brought here! If you were going to be ridiculous about this, you should've not done it.

[He glances over at Peter and back at the strange man.]

Who the hell are you?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter stops coughing and takes a drink of water to clear his throat. He takes a deep breath when he can breathe again and just looks over at Tony see what the older man thought of this very odd person. ]

I'm just gonna uh... go back to web fluid...

[ He decides, not sure if he wants to be here for this conversation. But at the same time, it promises to be interesting. ]

[filmnotyetrated]

[ Holy shit, was this guy serious? Wade always knew Tony Stark was a huge dork, but man does he take himself seriously. ]

Fuck, you can't read either? It says it right there in the survey. My name is Test-O-Clees, don't make fun of it. I'm super sensitive.

[ He shoots a look at the Spider-Infant behind him. ]

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony glances at Peter, but then it's right back to this weirdo.]

There's no way I'm buying that, you moron, so why not tell me your real name?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter looks up from his notes again to meet Mr Stark's gaze and then just shrugs because he has no idea either. ]

[filmnotyetrated]

[ Wade brings a hand to his chest and gasps in offence. ]

Calling people morons is no way to get what you want. What's my real name matter, maybe I prefer to go by the name you've been given? How about this, I'll give you one juicy nugget that you can suck on....

[ He drops his voice to a low gravely growl that might be used by a particular DC Hero. ]

I'm Spider-man.

jumping the line

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter really wasn't expecting that, he wasn't expecting Mr Stark to be pretty much speechless and he wasn't expecting that response. ]

[ Unfortunately for him, he was right in the middle of shoving more candy in his mouth and started to gasp. ]

[ He chokes. ]

[ Again. ]

[ Shit! ]

[ Apparently this time he's actually choking. ]

Re: jumping the line

[filmnotyetrated]

[ Oh shit. ]

Oh shit.

[ Wade, not having expected that the child would fucking die over a joke, moves as fast as he can to smack Peter around on the back repeatedly. ]

Fuck kid, breathe much?

Re: jumping the line

[runs_on_batteries]

Get the hell off him!

[Tony sprang off the stool he'd been lounging on and shoved the strange man hard off his kid. He gets behind Peter and puts his arms around him. Making a fist underneath his ribs, Tony makes a quick, forceful pump with his arms. He watches and listens to see if the heimlich maneuver worked or if he needs to do it again.]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Good news! The gummy candy comes dislodged and Peter spits it out onto the floor. Ugh. He takes a moment to cough, trying to suck in as much air as he could. ]

Oh god. I thought I was gonna die.

[ He takes in another deep breath. ]

Thanks, Mr Stark.

[filmnotyetrated]

[ Fuck that was stressful. ]

Fuck that was stressful. You all good now, spider-kid? Not gonna spontaneously combust next, or anything, right? I don’t think my ticker can handle any more big scares like that today. Wooo. Really had me there, you know?

[ Wade starts to wander away, last thing the kid needed was two dudes hovering over him like creeps. He exhales a very loud and dramatic sigh.]

Looks like the old man here won’t be able to deal with anything else either, but damn, good moves for an old man, yeah? Really zoomed in there, a real hero. Absolutely stellar. Iron Man was never like a favorite favorite but damn that was cool man. And kid, great dramatic timing there. Hope you didn’t get too bruised up with all the hitting. Important thing is that you’re totally fine now and nobody needs to worry about it now.

[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony keeps a hand on Peter, just in case he decides to try and die on him again, and glares at .. whatever his name was. He's going to call you Ball Sack if you don't stop.

It was disturbing to hear how much the man knew about them.]

What are you talking about? How do you know all of this stuff?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter lets out a few more coughs and sucks in another deep breath of air. ]

Why does everything I love try to kill me?

[ He looks woefully at his candy bag. ]

I don't know, he kept saying weird stuff on the platform too.

[filmnotyetrated]

[ Wade pulls a deeply offended face and stares at the spiderboy. ]

Just call me out, kid, jeeze. Et tu, spidé?

[ He turns to Tony after a long moment of really basking in his 'offence'. ]

What do you mean? All of what stuff? I mean I know who you guys are. I guess our universes are just similar enough for you to be recognizable. Maybe it's even the same universe. It's impossible to tell, really, what will all the studio drama and licensing. Crazy train kidnapping people and it's weird that maybe there are universes similar enough that maybe you're recognized? There could be a universe out there where I'm an Avenger or something, you don't know.

The nerd over here was real excited about multiverses, so you have to know its like, totes possible. Is your planet still called Earth? Ever heard of the X-men? Is Canada a thing? No need to get your iron panties all twisted, maybe I'm just a really good guesser.

[runs_on_batteries]

[Can they vote certain people off the train like in Survivor? He looks at Peter instead of this clown.]

Stuff like that? Did he ever say his name?

[Maybe if they just ignore him...]

[hashtagparkerluck]

No name, and exactly like that.

[ Peter nods, looking at Tony ton confirm everything that's happening right now. ]

Uh, Renee's universe has the X-men but ours doesn't. And yeah, Canada exists. Can you please give us your real name now?

[filmnotyetrated]

[ Wade sighs, rolling his eyes. ]

You guys are really hung up in my name, huh?

[ Here he adopts his best valley girl voice.]

You’re, like, obsessed with me or something.

[ And drops it again.]

The names Deadpool. Did that give you the cosmic revelation you thought it would? Has the multiverse now coalesced into a single point of understanding? Jokes on you scrubs, I already know the meaning of the multiverse.

[ He pauses for the appropriate level of drama, grinning to himself. ]

It’s 42.

[runs_on_batteries]

Deadpool, huh? Makes about as much sense as testicles.

[He looks at Peter again.]

Are the X-men related to the mutant people in her world?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ That's still a weird name and Peter is making a weird face. Deadpool, really? He glances at Tony to confirm again. ]

Yeah, I think so? From I what I understand what her universe calls mutants are what ours call enhanced- Like Wanda and uh... that guy in Hell's kitchen-um Daredevil? Is he enhanced? He seems like he must be.

[filmnotyetrated]

He is standing right here and can still deffo hear you talkin’ shit over there, Spidey. Enhanced sounds way nicer than mutant, but because you’re both so into my deets: I’m not technically a mutant.

[ Technically. ]

I do have some sick powers though.

[ Hahaha real sick powers there. Ahhhh masking pain with humor, a classic. ]

Growing the bits and bobs back sucks though, so no experimenting with my supple young body, please.

[He leans back to give his best model pose, sure to really kick out his legs.]

[runs_on_batteries]

So what should we do with him? Throw him off the train?

[Tony asks Peter as though this was really an option they'd consider. He's also purposefully ignoring whatever that stupid man is doing over there.]

[hashtagparkerluck]

What? No, Mr Deadpool, I was talking about Daredevil-have you met him? I have't yet. I think I passed by him once on patrol though-I wasn't actually supposed to be in Hell's Kitchen so I was suuuper passed my curfew that day and May almost killed me.

[ He glances over at Mr Stark and just. shrugs. ]

Nah, he hasn't done anything besides not really take your survey seriously and said some pretty crazy shi-uh-stuff.

[filmnotyetrated]

Once or twice, I guess. He beat my ass, I beat his ass, we all went home happy if you know what I mean.

[ Wade waves a hand. Trying to remember if he had actually ever run into some asshole named Daredevil. ]

And hey, watch the c-word there, brat, those are hurtful words, you're gonna make me cry, and trust me. Nobody wants that. I'm a real ugly crier.