"You know, the description of Cupid kicking down a door shooting? Pretty much suits the mental image I have on how he works. It practically does when he's just a metaphor, too. It's only suffering."

Thought as cute as the sentiment is there's... well, if Lance was here and could bring it up, he wouldn't bring it up. His last girlfriend self-sacrificed to save all of reality and honestly how can you even get a crush again after a number like that?

"So how do you know gods? Personally, I mean."