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Prince Lear ([personal profile] screwtherulesihavehoopa) wrote in [community profile] voidtreckerooc 2022-01-20 02:01 am (UTC)

Prince Lear | Pokemon Masters

i. culinary containment

"HOOPAAAAAA!" A loud, pompous voice can be heard ringing through the carriage. "What have you gotten into this time-" Lear catches himself as he throws the door open to the storage carriage, seeing for himself the clear sight of hundreds of frogs spawning all over the kitchen.

And no Hoopa in sight to blame. Lear clicks his tongue in annoyance, remembering that his adored, yet irritating friend isn't with him on this train. He's just so used to this kind of thing from the little dijinn, whether it was summoning a herd of Tauros to make mischeif, or dropping a Pokemon on his head to wake him up in the morning...

Just as he thinks about that, a frog leaps onto his head and he screams, offended at the mere chance of such a thing happening.

"Argh!" He grabs the frog in one hand and snaps impatiently with the other, somehow managing to still remain poised throughout the whole thing. He's so used to cleaning up after Hoopa's messes that the whole motion feels almost natural to him, he doesn't even look at who he's addressing.

"You! Get me a broom!"

...Clarification. He's used to cleaning up after Hoopa's messes himself...and also with the assistance of his loyal retainers. Or whoever else happens to be near at the time.

ii. vote rigging

Hello. It's probably normal for a member of royalty to be surrounded by riches. Surely seeing Prince Lear surrounded by a bunch of odd-looking, rainbow-colored gemstones, all etched with a little star pattern...seeing this is normal.

...no wait what is normal about this. The entire carriage room is full of these things. why did you do this.

Anyone asking him what the hell he's got on him will recieve a very pompous response of "Sync stones!"

...bitch what the fuck is a sync stone and why you got so many? was this necessary? why????

iii. wildcard

[ooc: feel free to come up with your own prompt!]

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