Hey, you're the only guy that looks like you here. Own it. You'd look great in some blues. You got the eyes and complexion to pull off a hell of a lot. And as for humans? Not really, no. Not my kind, nor other smart z's. [Because apparently even 'zombie' gets shortened at some point.] Even if we're not a threat we're still a problem.
[He's not fond, despite having been one at the start of it all.]
They needed a vaccine, started working through the prison population for test subjects. Made it through all the hardened murderers and lechers to the guys convicted of tax evasion or mail fraud [in his case] and I was lucky that my serum took. Unfortunately it took with me strapped to table being mauled by zombies that broke in. I was basically a mobile serum storage at that point.
So pretty painful. Humans are assholes.
[But after he says it he looks up and down the hall checking to see if there's a human poking their head out. Not that he regrets saying it but honestly it's better without self-righteousness going off in his ear.] What about you? I'm sure the 'looking human but with none of the irritating stuff about it' goes over well with them.
no subject
[He's not fond, despite having been one at the start of it all.]
They needed a vaccine, started working through the prison population for test subjects. Made it through all the hardened murderers and lechers to the guys convicted of tax evasion or mail fraud [in his case] and I was lucky that my serum took. Unfortunately it took with me strapped to table being mauled by zombies that broke in. I was basically a mobile serum storage at that point.
So pretty painful. Humans are assholes.
[But after he says it he looks up and down the hall checking to see if there's a human poking their head out. Not that he regrets saying it but honestly it's better without self-righteousness going off in his ear.] What about you? I'm sure the 'looking human but with none of the irritating stuff about it' goes over well with them.