"Oh. Right, yeah. I had this sword cane thing once? It was great. Don't have it now, though."

He clicks his tongue against the side of his mouth and pulls a face. Riiiiight. So, it's been a while, but maybe he can get someone to fight for him. He's pretty sure he's not lost the knack.

"By the way, the name is Murphy."

It's his actual name, though one would suspect that he was named for the Law sometimes. He might as well be. "And would you at least know where we could find a decent map."