Hey there, all you suddenly children and teens! Come hang out with Zagreus!
- Need a new set of clothes? Bedsheets make excellent chitons, and all you need is a little strip of fabric or rope as a belt! - Need a playmate? Zagreus has literally been waiting for the chance to play board games with someone since he was born! Teach him how to play Uno, or Mahjong, or Ticket To Ride! - Need to roughhouse a little? He'd make an excellent jungle gym and a sparring partner! He'll heal. - Want to hear a crazy story? Zag's got lots of those! Want to hear about the time he vanquished Lernie, the Bone Hydra? Or the time he fought all three Furies at once? - Wanna talk about some stuff? Zag's here for you, buddy. He'll listen to whatever sad story you wanna tell him, and try to help you out!
In summary: Zagreus can connect with your gremlin child on a feral level, because he too is secretly a gremlin child in an adult body! He can also get your stuffy child to loosen up a bit in a relatively safe environment!
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Hey there, all you suddenly children and teens! Come hang out with Zagreus!
- Need a new set of clothes? Bedsheets make excellent chitons, and all you need is a little strip of fabric or rope as a belt!
- Need a playmate? Zagreus has literally been waiting for the chance to play board games with someone since he was born! Teach him how to play Uno, or Mahjong, or Ticket To Ride!
- Need to roughhouse a little? He'd make an excellent jungle gym and a sparring partner! He'll heal.
- Want to hear a crazy story? Zag's got lots of those! Want to hear about the time he vanquished Lernie, the Bone Hydra? Or the time he fought all three Furies at once?
- Wanna talk about some stuff? Zag's here for you, buddy. He'll listen to whatever sad story you wanna tell him, and try to help you out!
In summary: Zagreus can connect with your gremlin child on a feral level, because he too is secretly a gremlin child in an adult body! He can also get your stuffy child to loosen up a bit in a relatively safe environment!