"Uh.. no." He states matter-of-factly. "Actually, it's cause I got bit by a radioactive spider and now I can like stick to things and I'm super strong-I made the web fluid in chemistry." He waves it off like it's no big deal.

"How'd you get yours? Got a superhero name? ...Or a super villain name? I mean you really don't seem the type but I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna be very hurt and emotionally scarred if you're a villain and we just made all those super cool puns together. I mean. That's like the ultimate betrayal."