"A marvel that one can fail so spectacularly at a retelling." Maybe he would feel inclined to agree if he wasn't disappointed by the whole situation. No, he is annoyed and finds about the greatest joy from the situation comes from the complaints he can make.

"I would not consider it much in the ways of a marvel." Partly because he wanted to give nothing on the train the benefit of calling it anything but subpar. A slight shrug of his shoulders. "It is perhaps the least boring feature on this train."