[Unfortunately, Shikeo was expecting not to get questioned. Nervousness follows.]
Uhm...
Because I might stink.
[It's not entirely a lie. He does have a scent. But smelling bad is a much better excuse than smelling nice. You say you smell nice and then everyone wants to check you out. And Shikeo doesn't need that on his hands.
He gives a small laugh.]
Who knew monkeys threw poop. I didn't.
[He's since showered, but he isn't going to tell Bailey that.]
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Uhm...
Because I might stink.
[It's not entirely a lie. He does have a scent. But smelling bad is a much better excuse than smelling nice. You say you smell nice and then everyone wants to check you out. And Shikeo doesn't need that on his hands.
He gives a small laugh.]
Who knew monkeys threw poop. I didn't.
[He's since showered, but he isn't going to tell Bailey that.]