[He shrugged at the 'son of a bitch'. He's just going to pretend this isn't weird by making a joke- it's his thing, don't judge.]

I've been called worse.

[He listened, though he started leaning back as the bird got closer. What the..]

Fuck no!

[He swatted a hand out trying to get the buzzard away from him.]

The hell you will! Get that creepy ass bird out of here! If I ever hear of you taking my appearance, I'll roast you like a fucking turkey!